Ye shall die...

My mom was driving jo and i to a club (as if that would ever happen) and she started driving through fields and fields of neverending vineyards. She was driving down a really steep hill, it was going straight down and then we fell out of the car. We reached a strange castle and the king (who turned out to be Darius from Idol UK) welcomed us. Then all of a sudden we turned into medievil people, complete with the long dresses and funny pointy headgear. The guard decided to let peasants, who had the black plague, into the castle and soon everyone was infected with it, except jo, the king and i. We all went outside and the king used his magic powers to get an infected mosquito to sting me. Then a plague of mites came and ate us all alive.